Archive for the ‘Cleanliness’ Category


August 4, 2007

precleanclean (v.) to precleanclean – To clean your house just the right amount before the maid comes in, so as to avoid snide remarks from the maid about the dust.

Typically, this is required when the maid has a Kill-Billesque attitude towards dust.

Dust (after painting maid into a corner): You didn’t think it would be that easy did you?

Maid: You know, for a moment there..yeah! I kinda did.

Dust (smirking): Silly Rabbit

Dust (moments later, after having half its head slashed off): Gulp. That is a real Hattori Hanzo broom.