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Transformers – The Sequel

July 21, 2007

This is the effect of watching An Inconvenient Truth and Transformers on the same day. Scene from a possible sequel to Transformers (to be filmed in 2010):

Optimus: Autobots! I have sighted a Decepticon on my radar. Bumblebee, give me exact co-ordinates.

Bumblebee (adjusting his vocal cords): Optimus, decepticon Greenpeace is 10 miles north of Shanghai, People’s Republic of China.

Optimus (worried): Uh-oh. You know what that means. Did you know we just emitted a bucket-load of carbon dioxide when we destroyed that last decepticon? Thank the Cube that was in sunny California.

Bumblebee (pissed): Optimus, enough already. I’ve had it with this environmental crap. Do you want to save this planet or not?

Optimus (more pissed): Yeah – and have the Chinese government and Al Gore behind me for not following emission laws. There’s only one thing left to do. (admires his own gravitas) We have to send our hybrid Autobot on this mission. Priustron…it is in your hands.

Priustron (worried): Oh but Shanghai is so hot this time of the year. I have to carry my moisturizer, my face pack, and do you have any idea of the kinda stuff they put in Kung-pao chicken? No sir – I need to take some bean-sprouts and spring onions with me. How long do you think this mission will be? Dear oh dear I’m so not prepared..I..

Optimus (pissed, mutters under breath): Grr..they don’t make them like they used to..